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Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers‏

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

$2.92m Lamborghini becomes world's most expensive supercar... but it's too fast to be legally driven on U.S. roads

For almost a decade the Bugatti Veyron has been known for its excessive speed and extortionate price tag.

But now it seems that the German designed supercar has been ousted by Lamborghini's latest creation. 

Priced at $2.92million the Italian Sesto Elemento is $280,090 pricier than its closest rival, the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport.

The only catch is that the vehicle can't be driven on U.S. roads as it does not meet the safety specifications required to make it legal.  

Top price: At $2.92million the Italian Sesto Elemento is $280,090 pricier than its closest rival, the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, but it can't be driven on U.S. roads

One car enthusiast, Bomb Blogged: 'Whatever your take on this car I think it's a major disappointment that it isn't going to be road legal.'

First premièred as a concept car at the Paris motor show last October Lamborghini's bosses have now given limited production the go-ahead.

Sporting a revolutionary design, the chassis is made almost entirely from carbon fibre - hence the name which translates as 'sixth element', the atomic number for carbon.

It can accelerate from 0-62mph in less than 2.5 seconds and boasts a top speed of more than 200mph.

Mark Tisshaw from Autocar, said: 'The Sesto Elemento is a fantastic technical showcase and it's going to cost an awful lot of money, but Lamborghini will have no shortage of interest.' 

THE LAMBORGHINI VERSUS THE BUGATTI

Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport

MANUFACTURER: Bugatti Automobiles and Volkswagen Group 

PRODUCTION: 2003 - present 

PRICE: $2.39m to $2.67m

ASSEMBLY: Molsheim, Alsace, France 

TOP SPEED 258mph

ACCELERATION: 0-62mph in 2.5sec

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

MANUFACTURER: Lamborghini

PRODUCTION: 2011

PRICE: $2.92m

ASSEMBLY: Sant'Agata Bolognese, Italy

TOP SPEED: 200mph +

ACCELERATION: 0-62mph in 2.5sec

However the supercar can't be driven in public as to achieve such high speeds, Lamborghini have bypassed the normal measures required to make it road legal, reserving it as a millionaire's track toy.

Power will be delivered by a highly-tuned 5.2-litre V10 engine which will develop about 600bhp in a car which weighs less than one tonne.

This makes it 1,210lbs less than a Lamborghini Gallardo and 1,870lbs less than the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport.

The chassis, body, driveshaft and suspension components are made of carbon fiber reinforced plastic (CFRP), a material that the Italian firm has been refining with other companies, including Boeing. 

Engineering chief Maurizio ReggianiIn told Autocar: 'The structure of this car is at the centre of its function.

Unveiled: The Lamborghini Sesto Elemento was shown at the Paris motor show last October and now Lamborghini's bosses have given limited production the go-ahead

'It represents a revolutionary way of building a car. This method is a true breakthrough, and we are extremely excited about what it means for our future.'

In addition to the cutting-edge design the tailpipes are made from Pyrosic, a glass and ceramic composite that can withstand temperatures of up to 900 degrees celsius.

Just 20 of the cars will be built and it's unlikely they'll have any problem selling them.

When the Italian car maker announced plans to build its $1.65million Reventon concept in 2007, they sold the 35-strong batch in less than one week.

CEO Stephan Winkelmann added: 'Every future Lamborghini will be touched by the spirit of Sesto Elemento.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1386071/Worlds-expensive-car--2-92m-Lamborghini-Sesto-Elemento-fast-US-roads.html#ixzz1WG88lpgK

All-in-One Computer

The InOne is truly an all-in-one computer. 22″ screen, touchpad, keyboard, speakers and a digital tablet are all built into one TRONtastic package. Everything is wirelessly connected and the tablet displays what your write and draw so you don’t have to look up at the screen. Interesting design, especially the keyboard.

Designer: Jakub Záhoř

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Be a Headcase is a bottle opener-equipped iPhone case, that comes with an app that keeps count of how many bottles you’ve opened.

Convenient and durable case design includes a/an:
• Stainless Steel Bottle Opener
• Opens Cans!
• Outer rubberized coating
• Available in Pink and Black
• Ultra slim hard shell case
• FREE iPhone App with purchase
• iPhone 3G, 3GS & iPhone 4 & BlackBerry

Be a HeadCase is available in black or pink, with different models designed for iPhones 3G, 3GS and 4, or BlackBerry. Prices range from US$19.99 to $24.99.

Jacket made of Keyboard Keys

Keyboard Jacket made from recycled keyboards keys. The Computer Keys jacket is like taking your keyboard with you anywhere and everywhere. If you don’t like the way events are turning out, you can simply hitctrl+del+alt. Simple. The jacket is entirely covered with computer keys. It’s definitely going to be the choice of evening wear for most computer geeks out there. Of course, you can’t seriously strut around in it, but it happens to be a novel item anyway. Be geeky, but with some style!

The perfect outfit for a nerd who enjoys a happy married life with his computer for a nerd’s night out, this jacket is sure to attract a lot of attention. It would do well in a fancy dress party too, if you decide to dress up like a computer keyboard that is. Oh, and this one’s sure going to have people touching you, so if you absolutely hate that, we suggest you leave it at home, and slip on something more subtle.

LG LSM-100 Scanner Mouse

Technology turns everything easy for us no doubt, now you can scan your documents through your mouse. Recently LG has showing LSM-100 Scanner Mouse at CES 2011. It functions as a scanner and mouse. LG made it for the commercialize purpose.

To kickstart the scanning procedure on a Mac or Widows PC, you just press the scan button the software will turn on and display the part the scanner is on the framing over.

The base of the rodent has a glass or plastic sheet, packed with five LEDs for thecamera to perceive the picture being reflected off of the mirror within. It also works as a right mouse, featuring a scroll wheel plus left, right and back buttons. It is built in advance technology.

The mouse also includes a dual lasers set up on the top and bottom of the underneath, you can essentially turn the mouse in whichever route and it’ll select up anything.

It seems that a translate copy on a sheet into editable wording inside a text editor. Design of this latest mouse is just similar to the ordinary mouse. There is no price details are available yet.

New Apple CEO Tim Cook: ‘I’m Thinking Printers’

Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors.

Before being named CEO in August 2011, Tim was Apple‘s Chief Operating Officer and was responsible for all of the company’s worldwide sales and operations, including end-to-end management of Apple’s supply chain, sales activities, and service and support in all markets and countries. He also headed Apple’s Macintosh division and played a key role in the continued development of strategic reseller and supplier relationships, ensuring flexibility in response to an increasingly demanding marketplace.

Prior to joining Apple, Tim was vice president of Corporate Materials for Compaq and was responsible for procuring and managing all of Compaq’s product inventory. Previous to his work at Compaq, Tim was the chief operating officer of the Reseller Division at Intelligent Electronics.

Tim also spent 12 years with IBM, most recently as director of North American Fulfillment where he led manufacturing and distribution functions for IBM’s Personal Computer Company in North and Latin America.

Tim earned an M.B.A. from Duke University, where he was a Fuqua Scholar, and a Bachelor of Science degree in Industrial Engineering from Auburn University.

New Apple CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,”

Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-quality printers for the home and office.

$1.2 million iPad is full of diamonds

If you’ve got a million dollars lying around and you don’t know what to do with it, you’ve got quite a lot of options. But spending all your money on one tablet probably isn’t at the top of your list. In the event that you would like to do such a thing – the option exists.

Camael Diamonds has just released a special edition iPad – and it’s not just any iPad. It is the world’s most expensive iPad, ornamented with 1kg of 18 carat gold and 300 carat flawless diamonds. Yes that’s right, this is one tablet that is going to give your arm a work out. With even the home button covered in black diamonds, don’t expect to pay anything but your life savings for this device. The Camael Diamonds iPad is valued at $1.2 million.

Steve Jobs through the years

Apple Inc.‘s Chief Exec­u­tive Offi­cer Steve Jobs is shown in this com­bi­na­tion of file pho­tographs dat­ing (top row L to R) 2000, 2003, 2005,(bottom row L to R) 2006, 2008 and 2009.

As you know, Jobs has just resigned his posi­tion as CEO of Apple…

Steve Jobs is shown at a press conference at the first international NEXTWORLD Expo in San Francisco January 22, 1992.

Steve Jobs is seen in a January 1997 file photo, rejoining Apple after the computer company purchased his NeXT software firm.

Maria Shriver (L) kisses Steve Jobs, chief executive officer of Apple Inc., after being inducted into the California Hall of Fame in Sacramento, California, December 5, 2007.

Steve Jobs arrives with the team from the best picture nominate film “Up” at the 82nd Academy Awards in Hollywood March 7, 2010.

Samsung to revise their device naming system for 2011

With the Nokia 500 being the first of Nokia's devices to follow their newest form of naming classification, now it appears that Samsung have seen fit to devise a new naming format of their own.

The fundamental name changes are as follows based on variations amongst the 'Wave', 'Omnia' and 'Galaxy' category devices. Each set of devices will be subject to grading, with the letters,'S', 'R', 'W', 'M' and 'Y'. The 'S' class being Samsung's crème de la crème, pretty much in line with how we see it now, any 'S' phone will effectively qualify as a flagship or the top device available within that category of device.

It's important to add at this stage that each class of devices is also intended for a different price bracket and as a means of remembering the classes you can see which ones are likely to fetch more by words relating to the letter.

What that breaks down as is that after the 'S' class, comes the 'R' class, expected to be associated with words like 'Royal' or 'Refined', prices for devices in the range would be between €300 and €400. 'W' ties to the word 'Wonder' and fits the more middle of the road devices with prices between €200 and €300. Then we hit 'M', which stands for 'Magical', these mid-tier devices will retail between €130 and €200, and the final category is of course 'Y', which you should think of as 'young-minded'. These will be the entry level smartphones coming in at the €130 mark, tops.

The system also has one more set of variables to add to the mix, but stick with us. These new letters will sometimes be followed by the words 'Plus', 'Pro' or 'LTE'. 'Plus', as seen on the Galaxy S Plus, would promise enhanced attributes compared to it predecessor, or similar devices in it's class, but not enough to qualify for a device all their own.

The 'pro' devices, much like Sony Ericsson handsets, will guarantee the presence of a hardware keyboard, and the final extension is 'LTE', fairly self-explanatory with any devices following this convention, able to work on the 4G network.

It seems a simple and logical rethink and one that we can work with, what do you think, post your thoughts in the comments below.

GSMARENA