Things that should have been said at the Harry Potter premier

“Well, there’s still Twilight” *Followed by laughter*

Rupert Grint saying “I’m the only person who became a millionaire by being ginger and saying `bloody hell` every five minutes”

J K Rowling saying “These movies were fairly mediocre, but I wipe my arse with the money that you fuckwits keep throwing at me so s’all good niggaz”

Daniel Radcliffe saying “Why do I have the facial features of a 90 year old?!”

And Emma Watson saying “WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL MY HAIR GO”